What I Learned from the Movie "He's Just Not That Into You"

For some reason, I have watched "He's Just Not That Into You" several times. Maybe it's because of the hope that I don't remember the movie correctly. Maybe it's because it gives me fuel to not buy into the title's philosophy. So, here's what I've learned:

Everyone is the exception not the rule...wait, everyone's the rule and not the exception (at least until the last 10 minutes of the film where everyone will get everything they ever wanted).

Yoga teachers like skinny-dipping and are sluts.

Screwing a married man is fine as long as he doesn't also continue to screw his wife.

Gingers are clingers.

A man will marry you if you decide that you no longer want to get married.

Only anal-retentive, OCD crazy bitches have their husbands cheat on them.

Promotional pens are great gifts.

If you're an obsessive potential boyfriend stalker, Prince Charming will save you from yourself and also date you.

A Mac will like you, even if you're a PC.

Husbands are pigs.

Gay BFFs are incredibly unhelpful.

No one genuinely wants to help you with your career. They just want to do you.

Even if the girl doesn't like you, she will still screw you. You just have to wait until she's vulnerable.

Writing copy for nutmeg is the hardest job in the world.

Mary Stuart Masterson movies will teach you how to be the perfect woman.

It's unfortunate that men control most of the Hollywood studios.