Okay, this might be my hormones/tequila kicking in BUT I am so f-ing tired of the guys with girlfriends bullshit. OH. Mmm. Gee. Seriously? The amount of guys I have met who have girlfriends, and by girlfriends I mean LAME ASS girlfriends is astonishing. I met this amazing guy last week. AMAZING. Has a girlfriend. Did he mention said girlfriend, no. Of course not. Why would he? Has he been keeping e-mail/twitter tabs on me? Yes. Has he been in touch to talk about how awesome I am? Yes. Do I have "Back-burner Girl" tattooed across my forehead? Apparently. I am so frustrated at this moment as I tried to count how many times I've been in my current situation and I lost count at 15. FIFTEEN!!! Really? REALLY?!?!? Know how I found out about said girlfriend? Stalkbook. Nothing is sacred in the digitized age. Nothing. Boys, keep this in mind. We will find out. We know. We are not backstabbing sluts. Go fuck yourselves if you think otherwise.
The End.
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OOOUUUCCCHHH!!!!! Get me a name photo and address and I'll take care of him!
Aw! You're such a big brother, Shawn! It's okay. I don't get caught up in this mess. I'm too smart for that. ;)
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