Hanky Panky

I am so glad that I work in the behind-the-scenes end of the store. I don't think I would get away with the way I say the brand-names of the products we sell if I were on the floor. I mean, seriously, people who decide to create a lingerie brand either think of a name that sounds vaguely french (of course only France could be responsible for beautiful and high-quality lingerie, duh) or that sounds like a weird sexual position (i.e. Hanky Panky). I find myself constantly stifling my strong desires to mock the pretentious products I have to sell to the person on the other end of the phone. It's also fun times talking to our male customers about converting their waist-size into a female size so they can buy thongs for themselves. Oh yeahhhh.

PS- Um...Nickelodeon is releasing a movie with Chris Malone and Amy Sedaris. Anyone else jumping for joy?